tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-64949941247038315582011-04-21T20:36:51.928-07:00dustblazenoreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6494994124703831558.post-9064279994671222052007-09-24T15:55:00.001-07:002007-09-24T17:42:42.860-07:00I don’t want you but I need you, I love you and hate you at the very same time.<span style=""> </span>You’ve been generally warned, that’s what the surgeon said!<span style=""> </span>I haven’t been smoking cigarettes for too long, my lungs still feel fresh.<span style=""> </span>I’m going to stop smoking this year, but in the meantime, let me do a review of the different cigarettes I smoked. I'm not a cigarette aficionado by any means, but here we go:<br /><br /><br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p>Lets start with the first box of cigarettes I ever bought:<span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />Newport Menthols<br /></span><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><img src="http://www.dcsnacks.com/images/products/newport.jpg" /></span><br /><br />These are literally death in a box. I still enjoy the occasional Newport on a drunken night because those crystals get to you. But on a daily basis? Nope, way too harsh. Still though, a good cigarette. 3.5 out of 5<span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br />Marlboro Smooths</span><br /><img src="http://diary.jp.aol.com/cbembae5dqsb/img/thumb_1182115014.jpg" /><br />You ever have a delicious Andes chocolate mint? That's exactly what these are, I never knew chocolate cigarettes were possible until I found out about these. As a matter of fact, if I could eat these I would, thats how fucking great they are. They live up to the name, smooth. 5 out of 5<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Camel Signature Blend</span><br /><img src="http://www.brandweek.com/brandweek/photos/2007/05/camelflav.jpg" /><br />I was sitting on the crapper reading my monthly issue of Stuff when I first saw these. I was impressed by the packaging and anytime a huge corporation puts out an entire ad campaign for their product line, the stuff must be good right? Well not exactly. These cigs are just straight up wack. If you like your cigarettes light like a female, then go ahead and get these. I prefer my cigarettes to be masculine. 2 out of 5<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Marlboro 27s<br /></span><img src="http://www.americancigaretteshop.com/shop_images/marlb_blend27.jpg" /><br />For a cigarette with no flavor, these are actually pretty good. They give you just enough kick and have that zing to them that makes you light headed. A step below Reds, a little above lights, just the right amount of nicotine for dat ass. 4 out of 5<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Parliaments</span><br /><img src="http://www.smokinfree.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/parliamentlight.jpg" /><br />The official cigarette of the SCABBSET. These aren't too bad. You don't really get a lot of smoke from them and they burn pretty fast. But they're also pretty cheap and are a poor mans 27. These are solid if you're really feening for a cigarette. I give it a 3.5 out of 5 But if you can catch a 2 for 1 special, 4.5 out of 5<br /><br /><br />Its 2007 nigga, and we still smokin....WHAT!!!!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6494994124703831558-906427999467122205?l=dustblaze.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>dustblazenoreply@blogger.com